~ There would be a cure for stretch marks.
~ Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~ Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
~ All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~ Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~ Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~ They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
~ Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~ Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~ They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~ Restrauants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~ Women would rule the world.
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