Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Friday, May 20, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Things you won't see at our wedding...
Rainbow Brights Parents
Marilyn Manson's Son
Someone needs AA
Yea, I don't know
Deep Deep West
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Wedding's Scariest Moments!
Talk about a beach wedding
It says "wifey" across her butt!
Why would you have your cake be an exact copy of the bride?
Pimps and Hoes
On top of everything else she is missing 2 teeth!
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Planning a Wedding is like planning for a stress test :)
The only difference is, is that at the end you get to change your name. But even that takes forever and you have to jump thru 10 million hoops to do it. Unless you are of course the man. Which once again, you get off easy. Who the hell knew, or remembers, how much planning goes into a wedding? No one. And how far in advance you need to start? You just don't think about it. You think, hey it's not for 6 months...well sweetheart, 6 months is really not that far away. Places may be booked. Things take time to order, or get printed. Damn, if you are someone who made lists before this, you are gonna start making lists for your lists. It's just insane.
Who's gonna wear what? Who are you gonna invite? Date? Place? Wedding party? Invites? Food? Favors? Theme? And then the 50 things that you didn't even think about until you start answering all these questions. Yeah, it's like playing whack a mole. And you slowly start wondering if you should just run away and get married. But then wait, people will be disappointed that they weren't a part of it. Well, then we can have just a reception. Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's do that. But wait, our mothers. Children getting married is important to their mothers if no one else. Well do you just go to the court house and just bring the mom's? WTF???
Just realize you aren't gonna make everyone happy. Do what you want to do and make you both happy. Make sure you do what you want and that's all that matters. But even then you are gonna questions your self. You are gonna have to cut corners because you are part of the poor club but you can still have a good time. It doesn't have to be a huge fancy wedding. You aren't fancy, romantic, center of attention people. So go with what's fun and your style. Pig over a fire if you want. Pony rides, slip and slide. Horse Shoes, Country Western dancing. Whatever you want. All that matters is that you will be together, forever. And that the people that you love and that love you will be there with you.
Who's gonna wear what? Who are you gonna invite? Date? Place? Wedding party? Invites? Food? Favors? Theme? And then the 50 things that you didn't even think about until you start answering all these questions. Yeah, it's like playing whack a mole. And you slowly start wondering if you should just run away and get married. But then wait, people will be disappointed that they weren't a part of it. Well, then we can have just a reception. Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's do that. But wait, our mothers. Children getting married is important to their mothers if no one else. Well do you just go to the court house and just bring the mom's? WTF???
Just realize you aren't gonna make everyone happy. Do what you want to do and make you both happy. Make sure you do what you want and that's all that matters. But even then you are gonna questions your self. You are gonna have to cut corners because you are part of the poor club but you can still have a good time. It doesn't have to be a huge fancy wedding. You aren't fancy, romantic, center of attention people. So go with what's fun and your style. Pig over a fire if you want. Pony rides, slip and slide. Horse Shoes, Country Western dancing. Whatever you want. All that matters is that you will be together, forever. And that the people that you love and that love you will be there with you.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Driving during the day is possible...Sunglasses OMG!
It's so dang frustrating. Everyday, the same thing. People are shocked that there is sun, in the sky. Say it ain't so! Yes people, we have to drive into the sun. I know, it sucks. But if you are going to drive during the day time hours please buy some sunglasses. Maybe, just maybe there won't be so much traffic. So many people jamming on their breaks. Slowing down because they can't see. I believe this is why the cars came with visors. It's absolutely ridiculous. Alaska gives residents $1,000.00 every year, Conneticut should give residents a pair of sunglasses!
Not to mention when it rains people act like the flood gates have opened and they don't remember that water does move when you drive. Oh no, what if I get stuck! It's water, your car won't melt. You have wind shield wipers so it won't t stay on your window, you can still see out. And if you can't drive in rain, hand over your license. You don't need to drive 5 miles per hour. Caution is good, but driving so you aren't getting passed by someone on a skateboard is safer. If it's raining in the summer, I'm pretty sure black ice isn't gonna be an issue. If it's sprinkling and you are nervous, pull over and slap yourself.
Oh and don't get me started on people who drive in snow! Or don't drive in snow I should say. It's snow. I understand driving very slow if it's a blizzard and you can't see. I don't understand people who live in CT and drive sports cars in the winter. I'm sorry, but you deserve to be stuck on the side of the road. Get 4 wheel drive or stay home. Don't get the rest of us stuck or hurt. And for those of us who live in the valley, they should give us credit towards buying SUV's. Living in the valley means we drive up AND down hills to work AND home from work. There is no, well I drove up hill to get here so at least it's all down hill going home. LOL. That would be nice. It's also means when all this crap melts, only the people with the SUV's are getting through most streets.
The moral of the rant is, you live in CT. The weather is the weather. The crappy drivers are the crappy drivers. The horrible streets haven't changed and the sun is always gonna be there. We have highways with names like the Mixmaster and pot holes that hide cars. So buy sunglasses, get 4 wheel drive and learn how to freaking drive or stay the hell out of my way!
Not to mention when it rains people act like the flood gates have opened and they don't remember that water does move when you drive. Oh no, what if I get stuck! It's water, your car won't melt. You have wind shield wipers so it won't t stay on your window, you can still see out. And if you can't drive in rain, hand over your license. You don't need to drive 5 miles per hour. Caution is good, but driving so you aren't getting passed by someone on a skateboard is safer. If it's raining in the summer, I'm pretty sure black ice isn't gonna be an issue. If it's sprinkling and you are nervous, pull over and slap yourself.
Oh and don't get me started on people who drive in snow! Or don't drive in snow I should say. It's snow. I understand driving very slow if it's a blizzard and you can't see. I don't understand people who live in CT and drive sports cars in the winter. I'm sorry, but you deserve to be stuck on the side of the road. Get 4 wheel drive or stay home. Don't get the rest of us stuck or hurt. And for those of us who live in the valley, they should give us credit towards buying SUV's. Living in the valley means we drive up AND down hills to work AND home from work. There is no, well I drove up hill to get here so at least it's all down hill going home. LOL. That would be nice. It's also means when all this crap melts, only the people with the SUV's are getting through most streets.
The moral of the rant is, you live in CT. The weather is the weather. The crappy drivers are the crappy drivers. The horrible streets haven't changed and the sun is always gonna be there. We have highways with names like the Mixmaster and pot holes that hide cars. So buy sunglasses, get 4 wheel drive and learn how to freaking drive or stay the hell out of my way!
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Super Bowl Sunday...Pretty Much Says It All
Sports...Sports...Sports. What can I say. There are things that people get so passionate about that when they talk to others they can get so heated very quickly. Some people can't talk about politics, some people can't talk about religion. For others, it's sports. But now you got to break it down to seasons. Some people have teams for every sport. Others just have football and baseball. Some have football and basketball. Some baseball and hockey. Some hockey and golf. You see the numerous possibilites.
Some folks are just watchers of the sports. They may have a spouse or significant other who watches so they watch along. Over time they have a team they like, but they don't get that love for the game or team. The love where they will get into a heated conversation, almost fighting over a disagreement. They won't stay home because the game is on, not answer the phone, turn up the tv. Spend money on tickets and say it's for the love of the game.
Some people love sports that others don't consider a sport. And then get upset trying to explain to people how difficult it is to be a Nascar driver or a Dragster driver. And that it's not as simple as just turning left or going straight down the track. You get irritated easily at other peoples irrogance.
You have your famous rivalaries that will never go away. In baseball it's Yankee's Vs. Redsox. I'm a Yankee's fan. And both sets of fans are very passionate and it can get nasty when they are playing each other. And I mean going to the hospital nasty.
Today is Super Bowl Sunday. People have been planning parties for today. It's D day! What all football fans have been waiting fan. Even if you aren't a fan of either Green Bay or Pittsburgh, you will go to a party and watch the game. Heck, you most likely will go to one even if you don't like football. I don't like either team, but I'm realistic and my teams aren't going anytime soon. But I want Green Bay to beat Pittsburgh badly!
But more than the junk food and loud football game, I'm glad that today got here and that tomorrow is Monday. I'm glad for one HUGE reason. I'm glad because it means football is over. Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed it while it was here. It gave me a way to pass the time. A way to pass the time until BASEBALL SEASON! Heck ya baby!!! Calling all Pitchers and Catchers...Get your butts to Florida...It's time to get business started.
I can't wait for life to get back to normal. Baseball 6 out of 7 nights. Stressfull, crazy nights watching the pitcher struggle or have a spot on night. Talking during the day to other fans about who might win, on your team or their's. Who's hurt and who did great the night before. Who was sucking wind and who needs more time in the bull pen. Is Cano golden glove again this year? Tex can never be taken off 1st base. Jeter needs to have a better year. CC is still #1...And unfortunately the Sox are gonna be competition this year.
But for now...Go Packers!
Some folks are just watchers of the sports. They may have a spouse or significant other who watches so they watch along. Over time they have a team they like, but they don't get that love for the game or team. The love where they will get into a heated conversation, almost fighting over a disagreement. They won't stay home because the game is on, not answer the phone, turn up the tv. Spend money on tickets and say it's for the love of the game.
Some people love sports that others don't consider a sport. And then get upset trying to explain to people how difficult it is to be a Nascar driver or a Dragster driver. And that it's not as simple as just turning left or going straight down the track. You get irritated easily at other peoples irrogance.
You have your famous rivalaries that will never go away. In baseball it's Yankee's Vs. Redsox. I'm a Yankee's fan. And both sets of fans are very passionate and it can get nasty when they are playing each other. And I mean going to the hospital nasty.
Today is Super Bowl Sunday. People have been planning parties for today. It's D day! What all football fans have been waiting fan. Even if you aren't a fan of either Green Bay or Pittsburgh, you will go to a party and watch the game. Heck, you most likely will go to one even if you don't like football. I don't like either team, but I'm realistic and my teams aren't going anytime soon. But I want Green Bay to beat Pittsburgh badly!
But more than the junk food and loud football game, I'm glad that today got here and that tomorrow is Monday. I'm glad for one HUGE reason. I'm glad because it means football is over. Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed it while it was here. It gave me a way to pass the time. A way to pass the time until BASEBALL SEASON! Heck ya baby!!! Calling all Pitchers and Catchers...Get your butts to Florida...It's time to get business started.
I can't wait for life to get back to normal. Baseball 6 out of 7 nights. Stressfull, crazy nights watching the pitcher struggle or have a spot on night. Talking during the day to other fans about who might win, on your team or their's. Who's hurt and who did great the night before. Who was sucking wind and who needs more time in the bull pen. Is Cano golden glove again this year? Tex can never be taken off 1st base. Jeter needs to have a better year. CC is still #1...And unfortunately the Sox are gonna be competition this year.
But for now...Go Packers!
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