Friday, September 30, 2011

What if MEN got PREGNANT!

~ Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
~ There would be a cure for stretch marks.
~ Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~ Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
~ All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~ Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~ Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~ They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
~ Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~ Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~ They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~ Restrauants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~ Women would rule the world.

September Recap...

Mike's football season started with the Hawks. The regular Football season started. Stupid Giants, Go Broncos and Jets :) I went to breakfast with my mom and sister. We haven't done that in a long time. Mike and I went to the Funny Bone and saw Steven White who was absolutely hilarious! We were able to take the kids to one more Rock Cats game. It was the first game I was at that they won, of course that game I wanted them to lose because they were playing the AA Yankees! Gabriel started Kindergarden. We took all the kids to the St. Michael's Fair in Naugatuck. They played games and rode the train. Gabriel's fish died :( And we went and he picked out a new one. Victoria and I went to the Women's Expo and got free pens! We took the kids to Lake Compounce one last time before the end of the season. We had 2 appointments for the baby this month. The heart beat was found easily and sounded good each time. I had to take a 1 hour Glucose test, which I passed with flying colors. I started swimming 2 days a week at work. I'm so tired, I don't want to go but after I get in the pool I'm glad I pushed myself. We ate at Glenwood a few times. I hadn't been there in years. I LOVE THE HOT DOGS! LOL. We took the kids to the Big E. We were there all day. We saw a Magic Show there and the parade. The kids petted animals and went on rides. We ate of course :) We went to Sliders for Park's birthday. I had never been there. The wings were awesome. Gabriel started soccer. And we went to Lexi's birthday party. The Yankees are moving on to the Play Offs! Let's hope this year is better than last. It was a very busy month. I wonder how busy October will be!!!

Stress

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'...

She foolded them all..."How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz to 20 oz.

She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."

"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for awhile and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night...Pick them up tomorrow."

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully...It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
15 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
16 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
17 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
18 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

19 * Save the earth...It's the only planet with chocolate!*

Monday, September 26, 2011

16 Weeks!

How your baby's growing:

Get ready for a growth spurt. In the next few weeks, your baby will double his weight and add inches to his length. Right now, he's about the size of an avocado: 4 1/2 inches long (head to rump) and 3 1/2 ounces. His legs are much more developed, his head is more erect than it has been, and his eyes have moved closer to the front of his head. His ears are close to their final position, too. The patterning of his scalp has begun, though his locks aren't recognizable yet. He's even started growing toenails. And there's a lot happening inside as well. For example, his heart is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood each day, and this amount will continue to increase as your baby continues to develop.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Love It!

Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and some brown hair.

Why the chicken crossed the road

Monday, September 19, 2011

15 Weeks!

How your baby's growing:

Your growing baby now measures about 4 inches long, crown to rump, and weighs in at about 2 1/2 ounces (about the size of an apple). She's busy moving amniotic fluid through her nose and upper respiratory tract, which helps the primitive air sacs in her lungs begin to develop. Her legs are growing longer than her arms now, and she can move all of her joints and limbs. Although her eyelids are still fused shut, she can sense light. If you shine a flashlight at your tummy, for instance, she's likely to move away from the beam. There's not much for your baby to taste at this point, but she is forming taste buds. Finally, if you have an ultrasound this week, you may be able to find out whether your baby's a boy or a girl! (Don't be too disappointed if it remains a mystery, though. Nailing down your baby's sex depends on the clarity of the picture and on your baby's position. He or she may be modestly curled up or turned in such a way as to "hide the goods.")

Friday, September 16, 2011

Ads you won't see again!
















I need an App for...


Giving Kids a Bath


Putting away laundry


Cleaning the bathroom


An App that goes to work for me :)

Things that remind me of my childhood...

Bunk Beds
Cabbage Patch Kids


Fraggle Rock


Playing Hide and Seek


Curious George


My Buddy, My Buddy, My Buddy and ME!


Pound Puppies

I'm NOT Very Good At...

  1. Not stressing out!
  2. Putting laundry away right away
  3. Communicating
  4. Keeping in touch with people
  5. Being Pregnant
  6. Concentrating
  7. Budgeting money
  8. Driving slow
  9. Staying patient
  10. Taking criticism

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Summer winding down

Friday we took the boys and Victoria to the St. Michael's Fair on the green. They all rode the train and did the bouncy houses. The boys played games and got tattos. There wasn't much else to do so we headed to the pet store. Gabriel's fish died during the week so he picked out another blue fish. By the time we got home it was time for night night!

Saturday Victoria and I were up early and went to Hartford for the CT Women's Expo. It was so hot in the building! We went up and down the aisles pretty quickly and got a bunch of free pens. Then Mike and the boys met us in Bristol. We went to McDonald's for lunch. Then headed to Lake Compounce for the final trip of the year. They all went on tons of rides. We ate dinner there and then headed home. The boys needed a bath, and then it was bed time!

Sunday Mike dropped off the boys early in the morning. Then it was football all day, so I watch A Baby Story in the bedroom. I was so tired from the busy couple of days, I ended up napping.

Monday was back to work as usual but I had a baby appt. They used the doppler and I was able to hear the babies heart beat again. And I have to go back in 3 weeks, but do a glucose test first, UGH!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Pregnancy Fun Facts

Congratulations!
Your Due Date Is Monday, March 12, 2012

Your conception date was most likely Monday, June 20, 2011
You are in Week 14 of your pregnancy Why is this?
Your Third Trimester will begin 12/12/2011
98 days down, 182 to go!

Fun Due Date Facts

  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Birthstone: Aquamarine
  • Birth Flower: Daffodil or Jonquil
  • Chinese Zodiac: The Black Water Dragon
  • Half Birthday: September 10
  • This time next year your baby will be 26 Weeks Old!
  • Babies born on 3/12/2012 will start kindergarten in 2017, be old enough to drive a car in 2028, finish high school in 2030, and will graduate from college with the class of 2034, give or take a year. Can you imagine?

Famous People Born On This Day

  • Liza Minnelli was born in 1946
  • James Taylor was born in 1948

On This Day In History...

  • The U.S. Post Office was established in 1789
  • President Jefferson Davis delivered his State of the Confederacy address in 1863
  • The British Zulu War began in 1879
  • For the first time Coca Cola was sold in bottles in 1894
  • Girl Guides was founded now know as The Girl Scouts in 1912
  • Ghandi began his 200 mile march to the sea in 1930
  • Hawaii was approved statehood in 1959
  • The Church of England ordained it first women priests in 1994
  • Astronomers cancelled a warning that a mile-wide asteroid might collide with Earth in 1998
  • Hungary, Poland, and the Czech Republic became members of NATO in 1999
  • This time last year you weren't even pregnant yet!

14 Weeks! Officially Second Trimester!

How your baby's growing:

This week's big developments: Your baby can now squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his thumb! Thanks to brain impulses, his facial muscles are getting a workout as his tiny features form one expression after another. His kidneys are producing urine, which he releases into the amniotic fluid around him — a process he'll keep up until birth. He can grasp, too, and if you're having an ultrasound now, you may even catch him sucking his thumb.
In other news: Your baby's stretching out. From head to bottom, he measures 3 1/2 inches — about the size of a lemon — and he weighs 1 1/2 ounces. His body's growing faster than his head, which now sits upon a more distinct neck. By the end of this week, his arms will have grown to a length that's in proportion to the rest of his body. (His legs still have some lengthening to do.) He's starting to develop an ultra-fine, downy covering of hair, called lanugo, all over his body. Your baby's liver starts making bile this week — a sign that it's doing its job right — and his spleen starts helping in the production of red blood cells. Though you can't feel his tiny punches and kicks yet, your little pugilist's hands and feet (which now measure about 1/2 inch long) are more flexible and active.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Babies are so cute :)



 

 

There comes a point in your life when you realize...

Who matters,
Who never did,
Who won't anymore...
And who always will.
So, don't worry about the people from your past,
There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.


Senior Texting

Because more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you have reached the magical golden number of 50 or above, you qualify and these are the codes for you:

ATD ~ At the doctor's

BFF ~ Best friend fell

BTW ~ Bring the wheelchair

CUATSC ~ See you at the senior center

FWIW ~ Forgot where I was

FYI ~ Found your insulin

GGPBL ~ Gotta go, pacemaker battery low

GHA ~ Got heartburn again

HGBM ~ Had good bowel movement

IMHO ~ Is my hearing-aid on?

LMDO ~ Laughing my dentures out

LOL ~ Living on lipitor

OMSG ~ Oh my! Sorry, gas

ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling on the floor laughing, Can't get up

SGGP ~ Sorry, gotta go poop

TTYL ~ Talk to you louder

WAITT ~ Who am I talking to?

WTP ~ Where's the prunes?

GGLKI ~ Gotta go, laxative kicking in

Office Memo

To: All Employees

Dear Staff,

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Personal Days:

Each employy will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Lunch Breaks:

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time need to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you were able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Restroom Use:

Entirely too much time is being spend in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.

Surgery:

As long as you are employeed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will consitute a breach of employement.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a prositive employement experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and imput should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.

10 years


“Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every rescuer who died in honor. We will remember every family that lives in grief. We will remember the fire and ash, the last phone calls, the funerals of the children. “
- President George W. Bush, November 11, 2001

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Nursery :)


I like the storage under the crib and the shelves on the wall. So cute


I like this crib.


This is like the perfect girls nursery


Love this crib.


Like the crib, What's up with the pillows?

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Vent!

If you don't know how to do your job ask for help or get the hell out! Stop making everyone else have to clean up your problems. Either you can do the job or you can't! If you can't, I would appreciate you just admitting it and asking for help, rather than having to fix the same problems month after month. I really don't appreciate spending a whole day working on something that should take 2 hours. Please for the love of all things holy....STOP BEING STUPID!

Baby at 13 weeks

How your baby's growing:

Fingerprints have formed on your baby's tiny fingertips, her veins and organs are clearly visible through her still-thin skin, and her body is starting to catch up with her head — which makes up just a third of her body size now. If you're having a girl, she now has more than 2 million eggs in her ovaries. Your baby is almost 3 inches long (the size of a medium shrimp) and weighs nearly an ounce